I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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