Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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