Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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