Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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