You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
There's always time for handjobs
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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