Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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