I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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