I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
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