people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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