I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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