in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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