what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
tell me about the fingering
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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