Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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