nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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