feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
The adults are the big ones right?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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