She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
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