Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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