I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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