love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize