I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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