Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
