I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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