do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
My breasts were aching with rage.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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