Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I need a beard to bite.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
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