i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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