It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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