he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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