i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
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