in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
Randomize
