i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
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