Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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