apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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