I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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