Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
He did a backflip because drugs
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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