Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Randomize
