You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
