Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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