Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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