the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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