If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
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