He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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