med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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