Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I am naked and annoyed.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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