You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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