Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
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