yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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