I seem to have left my pride at pride
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Randomize
