No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
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