It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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