I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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