Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
pray to the hookup gods
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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