I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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