How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
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