we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
third nipple confirmed
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Will exercising make me less horny?
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