You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I forgot how hot balto sounded
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Randomize
