And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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