How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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