btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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