But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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