is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
