I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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